stupid quotes

Haha funny quotes time! Now i know why people say either brains or brawns.. the stuff these atheletes say... DOH...

1. Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer

2. "You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

3. "Football players win football games." - Chuck Knox, football coach

4. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." - David Acfield

5. "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." - Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

6. Boxing’s all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds." - Frank Bruno, Boxer

7. "I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad." - Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player

8. "Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding." - Mickey Rivers, baseball player

And then we have quotes from former (and present) leaders of the world... ai yai yai...

1. "It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

2. "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel

3. "Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

4. "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

5. "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle, former French President

6. "If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

7. "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

8. "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes