i'm faaattt... not going to eat rice anymore

The eternal question asked by all women: Am i fat?

The immediate response by our boyfriends: Not at all!
The solemn response by our fathers: Dont be silly
The response by our friends: Siow, if you're fat then i'm what...
The BMI test shows: Not fat, Normal and maybe underweight
The hip to waist ratio test shows: Not fat at all, slim - must maintain

The final conclusion regardless of whatever is being said or done, regardless of all evidence pointing out otherwise...: I'm faaaaattttttt.....

Alamak, no wonder guys cant get how girls think...